Episodes 9 & 10: Cursed By Shrek! Let's Talk about Dybbuk Boxes!

You MAY END UP POSSESSED if you listen to this episode! PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION!

Demons Trapped In Jars! Murderous Pigmen! Cursed Paintings! WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!

TW: Language, Discussion of Sexual Situations, Clown Abortion, Demons, Massive amounts of SARCASM. Some of this "brick shit" we dive into comes paired with heavy emotional work, whether we like it of not. Sometimes it can be exhausting, but being too stubborn to quit when things are hard is something that Andrea and SJ/Sara both have in common with the pioneer nuns at the center of this weird story. Fortunately, not all of our research into bricks leads us to the existential questioning we are now both familiar with. We LOVE when our questing leads to the FUN kind of high strangeness we live for instead.
Hello, Fulton. We just knew you'd be weird when we saw you on ebay.
When SJ bought a random antique fire brick from Fulton, Missouri on ebay for some weird reason, it actually ended up being a hint to look into the area. Soon they discovered an artist from Fulton who was making cursed objects similar to their own "cursed repaints," and we just knew we had to talk to them! Get ready to learn more about janice.click's Dybbuk boxes, curses, renegade filmmaking of demon catching, and of course... All about the horrifying PIGMAN that terrorizes the midwest!
Haunted items filled with demons that janice.click channeled, just waiting to find their new hosts.
Have YOU seen Pigman?! Send in your Pigman sightings to janicedotclick@yahoo.com.

SJ's Been Cursed by A Shrek Demon! *SCREAM!*

While SJ was ranting about the huge amount of fakery in the paranormal with our friend Chelle from The Eternal Void, but with Jazz, they started searching for Dybbuk boxes on ebay to make fun of and use as examples of this bullshit. Suddenly stumbling upon a listing for a terrifying "SHREK DYBBUK BOX" that Chelle found, SJ was SOMEHOW ABSOLUTELY AND MYSTERIOUSLY COMPELLED to buy it!
Even worse, SJ has now risked CERTAIN CRACK ADDICTION by even opening it! (We're just hoping all of those DARE cops from Elementary school were as full of shit about weed being a gateway drug as we think they were... so far so good! (EDIT: We are now addicted to Mundus Foods Cashew Cheese - the Curse is real!) Can't resist the pull of a Shrek Dybbuk box, either? We don't blame you. Perhaps a DEMON TRAPPED IN A BOTTLE is more to your liking? Or maybe you want to randomly curse your friends with a surprise painting in the mail instead! WOW! THANKS JANICE.CLICK! YOU'VE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING!

WARNING! TWO WITCHES PODCAST CANNOT BE HELD LIABLE FOR VIEWING THE BELOW CURSED DYBBUK BOX PHOTOS! PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK OF DEMONIC SHREK POSSESSION!! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!!

WARNING: VIEW CURSED DYBBUK CONTENTS AT OWN RISK!
THE ABSOLUTE HORROR OF IT ALL! AAAAAAAUUUUGHHHH!!!!
To get into this amazing chaos ahead of time, possess yourself by viewing a demonic movie or send someone a cursed painting for just a few bucks, visit their website at janice.click or follow them on Instagram... IF YOU DARE! Also, if you like Zak Bagans or Ghost Adventures, you might want to sit this episode out. Sara gets really spicy about Bagans and his (literally) crappy murder museum in Las Vegas that she was suckered into going to in April 2018. Make sure you visit us on Twitter @TwoWitchesPod the week we drop the episode for instructions on how to win some of janice.click's items!
One of FIVE clearly cursed prizes from janice.click up for grabs for our listeners, just waiting to curse a new soul... could that be yours?

Please Think About Who You Give Your $48 To!

Once a bully, always a bully... even when you're on TV for your Death Hag Serial Killer museum with pumped in smells and lies about some of the items. $50 sweatshirts top off the full Bagans Haunted Museum Experience here.
Don't just take our word for it - SJ wasn't the only one that got suckered in to this COMPLETE SCAM!

Friends of Janice.Click - More Weird Content.

Here's people Janice.Click mentioned in these two episodes. Click their logos to learn more.
Sick films on DVD and limited edition VHS - visit their Instagram too!
Beyond Weird - A group of creators from Missouri who specialize in horror and the unexplained. Instagram also.

Other Friends and Future Guests Mentioned on this Episodes!

Here's the people we mentioned on these episodes - they aren't scammers or phonies like Bagans and his cronies. You should follow them on social media or check out their work if you like weird stuff! (Unlike us, they know what they are doing. We just do what we want.) Click the photos to learn more!
Ground-breaking real paranormal research without fakery or yelling at demons in the dark.
Learn tools of the trade from the DIVINATRIX.
Watch Katie and Ty on Haunt Me!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WATCH HELLIER! ONE STAR, NO GOBLINS. (Just old Gods, NBD)

The Biggest Film Premiere Since Prestige Worldwide!

CONTENT/TRIGGER WARNING!

CONTENT/TRIGGER WARNING (not a joke one, for a change!) This upcoming movie is a very niche horror project, having dark humor themes used to troll the pro life movement, clowns, and snuff films. Viewer discretion is advised even though THIS IS A JOKE you may be highly offended by the content.
Two Witches is thrilled to exclusively announce our upcoming WORLDWIDE FILM PREMIERE in Janice.Click's latest horrifying film, McMURDERER! A sobering look into the dangers of the Fast Food Industry, this groundbreaking expose is soon off to several film festivals! (THAT'S THE BEST PART!!!!) Look for the world premiere of McMurderer on February 26th. Follow Janice.Click on instagram, where he will will be selling a limited number of copies on VHS and DVD.
WATCH THE TRAILER FOR MCMURDERER, IF YOU DARE!
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